This week we have a Corbin excited by his favorite deck, a Doug excited by his biggest purchase, and a Jason made salty by the normal range of daily occurrences.    This week the nonsense takes over the first part of the cast.   Learn which cards to buy, which TNMT arcade game was the best, which deceased television personality holds the key to Corbin’s heart, and how Douglas turns your draft chaff into thousand dollar magic cards.   Join us nerds.

• You can bother our guest  Douglas Johnson for pictures of his Black Lotus at (@Rose0fthorns)
• There were modern things last weekend
• Breaking Bulk covers the rise of commons in a looked over fall set
• Pick of the Week
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All shall crumble before our dark realms of majesty is either an album with heavy makeup and hair product, or a sweet multiplayer card. Join us as the cast goes further off the rails than normal into a deep discussion about long forgotten oversized cards.  Also, there is a new best standard deck that is not Mardu vehicles.   Find out which cast member had to block a thousand fake twitter followers.   Also we make you some money, get excited for Brainstormbrewery.

• Something something guest something Douglas Johnson   (@Rose0fthorns)
• Breaking Bulk is first in DJs heart and first on the cast
• Standard green black everything is discussed
• Pick of the Week
• Superbowl commercial discussion as a nice finisher
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• The contact information for Corbin below is still wrong because he did not send an update

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In the aftermath of the protour, join us for a discussion about standard card prices, hear Corbin try to offend Jason and fail, and learn which new card Jason thinks should get the EDH ban-hammer.  We bless you with a longer cast than normal as old MTG personalities and events are remembered.  Join us for this week’s Brainstorm Brewery.

• Douglas Johnson is our regular guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• Post-ProTour discussion
• Breaking Bulk
• Corbin tries to teach the internet and mtg community how to be ethical
• Old GP memories are relived
• Pick of the Week
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Jacob Van Lunen joins us to share stories of epic victories using draft-chaff slivers, give his insights on the upcoming protour, and talk about standard brew ideas so cool that even DJ is interested.  Corbin makes the least tasteful joke of the episode, which is impressive considering Jason is back.   Join us for this week’s Brainstorm Brewery.

• Douglas Johnson is our perpetual guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• Jacob Van Lunen is our very special one time guest
• Hear tales of the only Two-Headed Giant protour
• Breaking Bulk
• Protour Aether Revolt discussion
• Pick of the Week
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Jason is gone for the week but the spirit of interruption lives on.  JJ Jackson is our special guest as Douglas and Corbin  cover pre-protour specs strategy and then take questions from JJ about how a street-level financier with no storefront can get over.  Join us for this week’s Brainstorm Brewery.

• Douglas Johnson is our perpetual guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• JJ Jackson is our special one time guest
• Post-banning standard and modern discussion
• Breaking Bulk
• Questions of the everyman-financier
  
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It’s a dangerous world out there. People set up all sorts of shady scams to rob or murder people who are attracted to Craigslist deals. You might think we’d offer you advice on how not to get murdered by people like that, but we totally don’t. I’m just realizing that we spent a good portion of this episode encouraging you to put yourself in statistically the most dangerous situation you’ll be in during a given week but without offering any help. So, uh, don’t get murdered. Especially since we relaunched our Patreon.

• Douglas Johnson is our guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• TEESPRING
• PATREON
• Breaking Bulk
• Prerelease
• Buying tips for collections
• Aether Revolt stuff
• Pick of the Week
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The banning announcement came early, so we decided to push this out early too.  Craig Wescoe takes a break from being awesome at life to bless you with thoughts from the recent bannings, Legacy GP, and Aether Revolt.   Since the format is in such flux after the surprise bans, there is not a card-by-card set review, but the group highlights some of their favorites.

• Craig Wescoe came by and was awesome
• Something something Douglas Johnson something always guest (@Rose0fthorns) something
  
• We make fun of Corbin for doing Corbin things
  
• We cover Aether Revolt
• We cover GP Louisville
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We missed last week and it may have only been half Corbin’s fault.  Its a new year and the cast is back with the best financial information and spoiler coverage.   Babies are absent from the cast, but their impact on the past year is discussed.   It’s Brainstorm Brewery.

• Douglas Johnson is our guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• Should it be fatal push or fatal kick?
• Breaking Bulk
• Pick of the Week
  
• Sealed Conspiracy 2 discussion
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We have three underage guests as our normal guest, DJ, is joined by Benjamin Hosler and Liliana Alt for an episode that will have you saying “We get it, you have babies.” Stay at home dads are gonna dad in this episode that might be the last one of 2016 unless you’re lucky. Strap in and put our podcast magic in your head holes until your boss fires you for laughing at your desk. It’s Brainstorm Brewery.

• Douglas Johnson is our guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• I’ll be honest, I don’t remember much
• I think we talked holiday sale
• And we definitely were unkind to a certain retailer
• Breaking Bulk
• Pick of the Week
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Corbin clearly wants to talk about his brew but he gets no-sir’d by the gang. If you want to watch it because you hate yourself, the link is here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fn1cfRB7E0

Just kidding, that was Corbin hitting a light pole. The real link is here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fn1cfRB7E0

That was Corbin hitting a light pole again. The real link is here.

http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/article.asp?ID=13671

We get into a pretty good discussion about risk assessment and how to find stuff that Commander 2016 hasn’t made spike yet. If you don’t pay attention to EDH, better start now because it’s making hella prices spike and nothing else is really doing much. Get into trouble with us.

• Douglas Johnson is our guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• Mardu Eldrazi? No thanks!
• Cards spiked? Why?
• Reprint Risk? How do we assess what’s safe and what isn’t?
• Breaking Bulk
• Pick of the Week
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Aether Revolt spoilers, a few card spikes from Atraxa and Corbin is a clumsy idiot. That’s about enough nonsense to fill the hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fn1cfRB7E0

That’s “Corbin hits a light pole” in case you missed it.

• Douglas Johnson is our guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• Corbin hits a light pole again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fn1cfRB7E0
• Cards spiked? Why?
• Aether Revolt Spoilers!
• Breaking Bulk
• Pick of the Week
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Corbin’s on this one and he knows he was pranked. He pretends it doesn’t bother him, but we know better. The episode took a while to get rolling and honestly, most of it isn’t suitable for you hearing and will probably be relegated to after hours. We’ll do one of those soon. One or more. We have a lot in the works – new Patreon rewards, Tee Spring, the works. This episode was by the numbers and that’s not exactly boring, but it doesn’t make for exciting show notes writing.

• Douglas Johnson is our guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• I hope the stuff from this section was cut
• Cards spiked? Why?
• Breaking Bulk
• Standard. Bleh.
• Pick of the Week
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Douglas Johnson is and will forever be merely a guest

So last week we asked for help pranking Corbin and you guys actually have no idea how well it worked. Like, you probably saw Corbin lose his cool a bit on twitter and what you don’t know is that he actually lost it to a way greater extent privately. It was fun times. I’m feeling better about the prospects of a Teespring campaign, now. This episode was a special one because Corbin isn’t here and we have two guests join us whom you may know – Marcel and Ryan. It’s a very special episode of your favorite podcast.

• Douglas Johnson is our guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• Marcel and Ryan also join
• What have Marcel and Ryan been up to?
• Breaking Bulk
• Pick of the Week
• We talked a lot but there aren’t so much segments, per se
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Corbin never listens to the episode so after he got off of the group call we decided to have you help us prank him. If you all wouldn’t mind tweeting at him to mention how savagely we burned him at the end of the episode, that would be awesome. Don’t be specific, just mention the burn was savage in its intensity and unprecedented in its animosity. He’ll finally listen to an episode of Brainstorm Brewery and there will be nothing. That’ll teach him. Also, this episode was pretty good.

Keep an eye out for Teespring

Help us get back the listeners we lost

That is all. Thank you.

• Douglas Johnson is our guest (@Rose0fthorns)
• Eternal Masters Reprint?!??!
• Breaking Bulk is super early.
• GW Tron and what it means
• “Borygamos”
• Pick of the Week
• Play Politicats with Jason. Make Ameowica great again.
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Douglas Johnson is and will forever be merely a guest